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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Weekly Wrap-Up: In Which It is Very Hot and I Cease to Be Forty-Four



Only a two-week WrapUp this time? I seem to be getting somewhat less slothful.

So here's my last two weeks...

It was hot. I was lazy. I hung laundry and watered my veggies. I drove somebody somewhere. I read Tolkien. I carried on an email conversation. I made something resembling supper.

Repeat. Repeat again, and again, and again. Repeat several more times.

The end.

Okay, not quite. There may have been a few other things. Such as...

*I turned 45. I celebrated by unintentionally waking up early, intentionally reading The Fellowship of the Ring in bed while eating chocolate, falling back to sleep, waking up to the phone and realizing I should be leaving to take the kids to my mom's, taking the kids to my mom's, having a nice chat with my mom before leaving kidless, and having a late lunch at Logan's with Hubz. Then I planted my 3rd or 4th batch of carrots, read some more and maybe did some puzzles, felt too blah for much dinner, and read some more until the Return of the Kids. It was not a very exciting birthday, but it was a relaxing one.

*I took Fuzz and my niece (my brother's daughter) to Michigan's Adventure amusement park as a reward for learning all their memory verses in Kids' Club this past year. (Church paid for our tickets.) Since my sister lives five minutes from the park --which is an hour's drive for us-- we invited her and her two girls to meet us. It was a mostly-fun day peppered with a few "moments," which I suppose is inevitable when there are several stubborn female children who want to do different things at the same time. The waterpark portion of the day ended with the four tired girls splashing in one of the wave pools while the newly unencumbered moms made one trip after another down the nearby Snake Pit slides in defiance of our old age.

*Fuzz gave up on The Fellowship of the Ring (which, to my dismay and amusement, she had swiped from me almost as soon as I'd checked it out of the library) after only one-and-a-half chapters and decided to look for something else in the same genre. She settled on Eragon and its sequels and has been reading happily ever since, with short breaks for chores, meals, and sleep.

*We left the kidlets home to fend for themselves one night (it is so nice to be able to do that) and had dinner at the home of some friends.

*We went to fireworks with my parents on July 3 and then had nothing to do on the fourth or fifth. (Hubz hates crowded beaches, we deemed it too hot to watch a parade, our ill-shaded yard gets too hot in July to throw parties, and no one invited us over. Boo-hoo.) I felt down in the dumps about this.

*Hubz redeemed Independence Day for me by deciding to (finally) have my family birthday celebration. When this was announced, I promptly declared it to be my Second Birthday (not the day I turn two, but you know, like Second Breakfast) and dragged a chair out to the shade underneath the willow tree where I spent several hours reading The Two Towers while waiting for the "party" to begin. We were tired of trying to work around the older kids' work schedules and their lack of communication, so we invited my parents over to replace them. Since it was my Second Birthday, I made everyone play Five Crowns, a game which no one except me ever wants to play because it takes too long. I won by two points. 

*I went for my re-certification as an election worker, which basically consists of listening for two hours to an Important Person of the County go through all the how-to's and wherefores of working the election. Now I am all set to work both the primary and general elections this year. It is less interesting than jury duty, but it pays better and it beats settin' home.

*I took Fuzz to the library for her first volunteer stint at the Reading Club help desk. She was so excited she could hardly stand it.

*We picked out a new dishwasher to replace the one we haven't used for eight months because it just kinda quit getting the dishes clean. Although it may well be (as I'm sure Hubz supposes) that Real Women wash dishes by hand anyway, I finally decided I was just plain fed up with being a Real Woman. So was Spaz (and what teenage boy wouldn't be?). Unfortunately, we'll have to be Real Women for a few weeks longer until our friend has time to install the new dishwasher for us. I am so excited I can hardly stand it.

*I managed to finagle an invitation from some Friends With Pool (which are definitely the Best Sorts of friends to have during a scorcher). Of course, the day we went was the day the heat wave broke and it rained. No, it poured. The sun did come out again in the nick of time, but the kids --my kids, anyway-- would have been in the pool regardless.

*Hubz and his sister went three hours north to be with their mom and stepdad since their mom was undergoing surgery. She came through it fine. 

*Spaz went to yet another party for his "Friday School" classmates. We had dawdling issues with chores during the hours prior, so I was a mean mom and made him finish them and go 45 minutes late. (It helped that Hubz wasn't around; he generally chooses mercy over meanness.) For the entire half-hour drive, I resisted my normal tendency to attempt to verbally pound into his head the fact that his lateness was a consequence of his earlier dawdling. He knew it anyway. Yay, me. 

*I picked Spaz up from a post-party sleepover and stood out in the heat at his friend's house watching, not for the first time, three teenagers having an absolute riot horsing around in one of those little pop-up pools that we'd both contemplated and resisted buying for years. Then we said phooey on our well-water worries and went and bought one. Yes, it is a 2-1/2-foot deep pool, and yes, my kids are 11 and 14. They still think it beats the sprinkler-under-trampoline thing with which we've tried to appease them for years. They were and are ecstatic and jumped in shortly after it was filled. (Yes, it was cold. Ask them whether they cared.) I am less than ecstatic, but not the least bit surprised, about the orange-ish water, which turned greeny-orange-ish after we threw in chlorine granules. Oh well. Aesthetics aside, I doubt it'll kill them.

*I finished reading The Return of the King, twelve days after I began the series. That's an average of about a hundred small-print pages per day. Toldja I've been lazy. Waiting for kids at activities and appointments helped a lot, as did First and Second Birthdays. I rarely read for pleasure during the school year, so this was a real treat.

By the way, did you notice? I have managed to write my WrapUp using a unique and beautifully monotonous writing style consisting almost entirely of sentences with Subject Openers. We must be on summer break. Mr. Pudewa would not be proud. If you prefer to read WrapUps with more varied sentence openers, you can probably find some here.


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Monday, July 5, 2010

Random Questions Because I Needed a Post and Was Too Lazy to Write One

I got this from both Marsha's and Melissa's blogs. That was last week, but when am I ever timely? I rarely do these things, but it looked like fun, and besides, it's a lot easier than actually writing a blog post. These are really, really, really random-- a little too random for me, actually, but that’s good for me. I was really good and resisted the temptation to re-arrange the questions (except in one place, I think) or edit them for consistency, and I didn’t leave any out, not even the ones I thought were dumb. Be proud of me. I even added a few of my own here and there, just because I felt like it.

What color are your socks right now? The same colors they always are: most are white, but I have a few of various shades of blue and a few of other colors. They’re all in my drawer, though. I don’t wear socks much in the summer.

What are you listening to right now? Were I doing this at some other time, I could say something mildly interesting such as “Spaz playing Skillet on the piano,” or “The annoying drone of vuvuzela horns from the upstairs TV,” or “Frogs croaking in the pond,” or “The annoying dog barking her fool head off at the UPS man,” or even “The running of the shower.” Alas, all I can say at the moment is… The fan. (We live really exciting lives around here.)

What was the last thing you ate? A sugar snap pea pod from my garden. (And that really makes me feel like I Am Woman See Me Plant or something. I still can’t get over the fact that I actually have a successful garden this year.)

Can you drive a stick? No. I tried to learn back when we were first married and the only vehicle we owned was Hubz’ stick-shift Toyota pickup. He really didn’t try very hard to teach me.

Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom. But when I was first doing this the other night, my answer was, “A kid my son met at camp, who called at 10:50 pm. I was nicer to him than I wanted to be.” That’s far more interesting.

How old are you today? 36,442 days. (Or if you want the math-free version, 45 years and 6 days.)

What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Short-track speedskating at the Winter Olympics.

What is your favorite drink? I suppose that would be coffee.

Have you ever dyed your hair? No, and I intend to never do so. When I go gray, I will wear it like a crown. Or so I say now.

Favorite food? Chocolate. Duh.

What is the last movie you watched? Up until last night, I’d have happily said The Return of the King. Unfortunately, having been somewhat coerced by my family into watching, I now have to say Prince Caspian-- which bore even less resemblance to the book than I had anticipated. For that reason, I hated it.

What is the last book you read (or the book you are currently reading)? Finished The Fellowship of the Ring late Friday and will probably finish The Two Towers today. I’m immensely enjoying my first reading of these books-- and I now understand why some who have long loved the books do not entirely care for the movies. (See above.)

What’s in the CD player of your van? I think it’s currently Devotion by the Newsboys. (I had been listening to The Purpose Driven Life on CD, but my kids howled and complained every time they rode with me, which is nearly always since most of my driving time consists of chauffeuring them around. They find the Newsboys a little more tolerable.)

Favorite day of the year? The day after Thanksgiving. The house is clean, there is lots of food in the fridge, and I can just sit around in my pj’s. (In all honesty, I probably like Christmas Day even better, but that seems like such a lame answer.)

Best place you’ve ever visited? That would have to be Acadia National Park off the coast of Maine.

How do you vent anger? I usually yell and say things I later regret.

What was your favorite toy as a child? I am supposed to remember that? I don’t know. Ask my Mom.

Favorite Season? Really, I like them all. I guess fall would be my favorite weather-wise, but I like spring because it is full of newness and anticipation. I enjoy the general laziness and fun of summer and the cozy, hunker-down-at-home feelings that come with winter.

Cherries or Blueberries? Blueberries.

Living situation? What: Mid-70’s daylight/walkout ranch. Where: 3 acres in semi-rural suburbia within a major metro area. With whom: Hubz and the two youngest of our 4 kids. (Kid #2, aka Cheez, may be moving back in a month, which will make life a little more… um… interesting stressful interesting.) Oh, and a mischievious cat & an obnoxious but lovable dog. 

What is on the floor of your closet right now? A bin of stuff, a tub of Hubz’ loose change that he’s saving for a convertible, some extra purses, and shoes-- lots of shoes.

When was the last time you cried? I cry at the drop of a hat over the stupidest things. I know, that didn’t really answer the question. That’s because I don’t like it.

What are you most afraid of? I don’t like this question either. In all honesty, I’d probably have to say, my kids not “turning out well.”

Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? Huh? Who writes these questions??? Hamburgers should be eaten with lettuce, tomato, onion, and either ranch dressing or guacamole.

Favorite dog breed? I suppose I’d have to echo Melissa’s answer and say Australian Shepherd, since we own one.

Favorite day of the week? Probably Sunday, because I can relax without feeling terribly guilty. (I relax on all the other days, too; I just feel guilty about it.)

How many states have you lived in? Three: Pennsylvania (5 years), Illinois (2.5 years), Michigan (that would be… 37.5 years)

Diamonds or pearls? What are those? My answer has always been the same as Melissa's: I'd far prefer a camera lens. However, if someone were to buy me jewelry, what I’d like is a ring set with a ruby, a topaz, a peridot, and a sapphire. You can probably figure that one out.

What is your favorite flower? I’m not picky about flowers. Anything that’s pretty and doesn’t require much care.

Did you get an H1N1 vaccine? Um… speakiNg Of raNdOm... This is a very straNge questiOn. NOw I feel like all the rest of them were just a front and this is the iNfOrmation that the perpetrators of this q & a were really after, like it is part of some sort of goverNment cOnspiracy to ascertaiN hOw compliant I am about coNfOrming to the coNventiOnal wisdom about flu vaccines. NOtice I’m NOt answering.

Well, that was an easy blog post.

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